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The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable.
(Source: olvidare, via meandmysociallyawkwardself)
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if it takes more than 3 seconds to load
- me: the internets broken
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- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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English Revision
- My Mum: So...what exactly is 'The Turn of the Screw' about?
- Me: So there's this governess, who's crazy, desperate for some action and maybe possessed by the devil...and she goes to look after two kids who are also crazy and who were looked after by a dead governess and her lover (they weren't dead at the time) who may or may not both be gay and who may have had weird peodophilic relationships with the kids but then again may not... and in the end the children are taken away/die and NO ONE KNOWS WHY (creepy mwahahaha laugh)
- My Mum: Ok...I'm going to leave now...
